Yah, the Israeli Interior Ministry implanted a RFID chip in my Jewish ass just last week. It still itches.
NICE jewish girls don't tell stories!
Besides, RFID chips cannot be implanted in "fatty areas". (Not saying you are, btw.)
According to the Terrestrial Animal Health Code....all life on planet earth is to be rfid tagged. The only exception for placement of the RFID is in sacrificial animals (cows) whereas the rdif is to be tattooed on the tail.