my McDonalds drive thru order stolen!...funny and surreal

by oompa 19 Replies latest jw friends

  • oompa
    oompa

    and kinda sad when you think about it

    I was paying at the first window...and the cashier lady was just off the charts happy...very chatty (hey..maybe she was an accomplice)...so it started off weird right away...maybe she was just so happy to have a job...so she had my attention and talked far longer than average....so i pull up to the pick-up window and this little Asian man was there...now please read all of his lines with a VERY strong Chinese accent, because it cracked me up....he goes "wha tchou waant"...I said "Mighy Kids meal...double cheeseburger with a diet coke:....he looked very very confused....the he stuck his head out the window and look at the cars leaving the parking lot....he starts pointing rapidly...then...i swear....he threw up both of his hands...like a hold-up and very shrilly started shouting...."tha laadee....she cut in froont of you....she take yor owrder! then he said it again as he ran all excited back towards the counter. (see oompa in truck laughing uncontrollably)

    So they remake my order....and i asked him if that happens very often....he still looked dazed...and said "no...na soo muuhhhch"...you really need to hear it with and excited Chinese accent...but as i drove off and ate...i got sad for the poor lady...backed into a parking space right across from the first pay window....and when there is a gap in the cars...she zooms up to the window and steals my order....if she had kids i only wish i had placed a huge order cause that is pretty desperate.......................................oompa

  • Quirky1
    Quirky1

    Did you get the license number??

  • oompa
    oompa

    no i never even saw it happen...i was paying and listening to the happy cashier.............oompa....it was like a scene on letterman or snl...

  • jaguarbass
    jaguarbass

    Like Joe Pesci said in Lethal weapon, "They always fuxs you in the drive through."

    The drive through is not the place to go if your in a hurry and want your order.

    You have to go to the counter.

  • StAnn
    StAnn

    Now that is hilarious.

    StAnn

  • lisavegas420
    lisavegas420

    You're too big for a kids meal anyway.

    lisa

  • Snoozy
    Snoozy

    Omp..that is so funny..sounds like something that would happen to me...

    And concerning that "Diet Soda"...

    Here's the real truth about diet soda...

    http://health.yahoo.com/experts/eatthis/22630/the-truth-about-diet-soda

    Snoozy..

  • oompa
    oompa

    lisavegas: Hey it was NOT a kids meal!...it was a Mighty kids meal for fat kids. I am workin on portion control, so I might as well get a cool toy!...I love giving them to little kids I know...unless it is realy cool and i can play with it......they really give away some great toys!..................oompa

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    You should have hit the gas and rammed the other car as HARD as you could.

    Then backup and slam them again!!!!

    Then backup and slam them again!!!!

    Then backup and slam them again!!!!

    Then backup and slam them again!!!!

    Then backup and slam them again!!!!

  • Olin Moyles Ghost
    Olin Moyles Ghost

    That's hilarious! Someone should use your experience in a comment at the meeting this week...or maybe as a field service introduction. It's another example of how deep we are into the "time of the end."

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