Lets pool our knowledge....

Mickey mouse

...and start a kick ass cult! Come on folks, we know best what works and what doesn't.

What sort of cult should it be? What kind of whacked out rules should we make up? Plotting

I would like to be an offshoot of Pastafarianism, because I like to eat pasta.

But it might be more fun to have a Bizarro World version of jws.

Women could wear pants and keep the heat in the KH on high at all times. Slips and panty hose would not be allowed, nor skirts below the knee or without slits.

Everyone would have a minimum of 2 birthday parties each, to make up for ones missed in the past. At parties, everyone would do toasts and wish the person "good luck".

Scholarships won and good report card grades would be announced at meetings, and everyone would applaud.

The KH would have a food bank and a display of interdenominational holiday decorations, open to the public each year.

No litter-ature would be produced, and the KH would pay property taxes. Income would be derived mainly from selling raffle tickets, having a museum showcasing proof of all their travesties, and renting out the KH to the government for hosting voting booths each year.

A large statue of the Flying Spaghetti Monster would be on the front lawn.

Women would be in charge for the rest of the century at least. The first order of business would be to issue a formal apology to the Jews for supporting Hitler, followed by distributing $ from the sale of all headquarters property to those harmed by the blood policy and abuse practices.

rebel8

Ankle bracelets would be strongly encouraged, along with long red Jezebel nails.

The KH's back rooms would be turned into a lounge for teens, with a flat screen TV and games.

Each week the congregation would coordinate a community service of planting trees, to replace those killed by the production of all the litter-ature.

Only 2-door cars would be allowed.

The bathrooms would be thoroughly aired out, then cleaned using essential oils, to remove that cheap cleanser-BO stench.

Conventions would be music concerts.

cameo-d

Let's build a tower to reach into the heavens and see if god is there.

Many have tried to find him here and he is not around.

rebel8

cameo-d, If we did that, wouldn't our languages become confused again? I hate it when that happens.

We could try to take a shuttle to Peladies.

bob1999

"Women could wear pants"

"Everyone would have [1] birthday party. At parties, everyone would do toasts and wish the person "good luck". "

"Scholarships won and good report card grades would be announced at meetings, and everyone would applaud. "

"The [church] would have a food bank and a display of interdenominational holiday decorations, open to the public each year. "

"The back rooms would be turned into a lounge for teens, with a flat screen TV and games."

This is just what it's like at the church I go to. No kidding.

Peace

Lets pool our knowledge....

Mickey mouse

rebel8

rebel8

cameo-d

rebel8

bob1999

joebin

no more kool aid

Mickey mouse

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