I'm in need of some apostatherapy.....

by Quirky1 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • Quirky1
    Quirky1

    But, the melodies!! I can't get them outta my head....

  • flipper
    flipper

    QUIRKY- This may help you . Mr. Flipper's version of " We're Jehovah's Witnesses "

    " Witnessing is so insane , causes one to feel much pain "

    " We harass people , try to change their brain , oh yes to us it's all the same "

    " Other cults just cannot know , all the bull$hit that we show "

    " Keep controlling people near and far , let's keep their nametags in a jar ! "

    " We're Jehovah's Witnesses , we speak out in hopelessness "

    " Ours is the God of false prophecy , Oh won't you please pity me ! "

    Remember Quirky - Jehovah's Witnesses use subliminal messages in their words. Replace the words - you replace the messages in

    your brain. Just a thought ! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • Quirky1
    Quirky1

    The thought of cleaning toilets for nuthin'...Ahhh, the memories!!

  • watson
    watson

    Go ahead and go back for a few meetings. I think that will cure you for sure.

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    "Apostatherapy" is going to be added to the Apostate Dictionary!

  • sass_my_frass
    sass_my_frass

    Are your suits uncool enough for that?

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Quirky..Go back!..Attend a few meetings..Go out in the field service..That should last about a week.......You`ll be cured!!..LOL!!......................

    Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • rmt1
    rmt1

    I have to think you're kidding, but then you may not have been exposed to more than Kingdom Melodies. If you're serious, invest in some Bach, Mozart, Vivaldi, and Tchaikovsky. Holst, John Williams, Philip Glass.

  • Quirky1
    Quirky1

    Ahh, but the smell of stale perfume and everyone shakin' hands... Listening to the stupid responses while I'm thinking of vulgar ones..

  • Awakened at Gilead
    Awakened at Gilead

    Make some new friends outside the Borg.... check out meetup and find a group with something that interests you...

    A@G

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