When I hear persons trying to explain the differences between the Stock Market and the Lottery it reminds me of the scene in the movie, "Office Space", in which Ron Livingston explains to Jennifer Anniston how his software rounds off fractions of pennies on each transactions and placed them into his bank account.
Anniston: "So, you're stealing?"
Livingston: "Know, you don't understand, it's less than a penny."
Anniston: "But, it's not your money?"
Livingston: "No."
Anniston: "Then, how is that not stealing?"
Don't get me wrong, I completely understand the difference between the Stock Market and the Lottery. But, I also understand how explaining the difference to a third grader would be virtually impossible.
It's all rather amusing.