JWN is 59% evil!

by Leolaia 42 Replies latest jw friends

  • free2think
    free2think

    Ok free2think is 55% evil and 45 % good, but we knew that already right.

  • changeling
    changeling

    My dad is 99% evil!!!! Figures, he's an elder!

  • free2think
    free2think
    My dad is 99% evil!!!! Figures, he's an elder!

    LOL.

  • undercover
    undercover

    Jehovah was 99% good but Jesus was only 50% good...

    and Satan was 50% good...

  • DJK
    DJK

    DJK 1% Evil and 99% good

    unwantedangel 99% evil and 1% good (The Watchtower must have had some input for that)

    real name 96% evil and 4% good

  • justified
    justified

    I did my full name and got 1% evil 99% good

  • justified
    justified

    This screen name 'justified' came back 99% evil 1% good

    other screen name 'witnesscorn-wife' 1% eveil 99% good

    and my real full name was 1% evil 99%good

  • ex-nj-jw
    ex-nj-jw

    ex-nj-jw - 1% evil 99% good

    nj

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    Wow, my real name is 1% evil and 99% good.

    My business name was 50-50, but the web address was only 12% evil, 88% good.

    I will suggest using this tool in the next judicial committee.

    B the X (which also rated on the good side)

  • poppers
    poppers

    The Gematriculator is a service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is.

    Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God's number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 ... I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel.

    Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God's watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.

    Oh geeze, gimme a break.

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