Why do apostates no longer go door to door?
They have nothing worthwhile to say.
Hah Hah Hah
An apostate joke
by JW4fr 26 Replies latest jw friends
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Simon
er ...
"We have lives"
"We don't blindly follow commands of men"
Shall I go on ?
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Englishman
Why do the mafia hate Jehovahs witnesses?
The mafia hate ANY witnesses.
What do you call a dub with a machine gun?
Sir.
Bring on the dancing girls!
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LB
Well JW4fr, you blew you chance at being a MS didn't you. The mail is going to be sent off tomorrow morning. What a shame, you were quick on your way to JW stardom.
turd
aka loser
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JW4fr
I love the way you signed your post there.
By the way, apostate, you have no idea what congregation I attend. A name alone will never be enough to find me.
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wasasister
Drat! I thought this was a post about You Know....
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LB
I don't have to find you by your name. When your name is submitted to borg headquarters to be a MS, your name will be on the list litte boy. A list of fake witnesses who are living a double life like you. I have the entire transcript saved from chat the other night to send along with your name. Trust me silly boy. You'll be discovered. I suggest going to your elders now, telling them all your sins and begging them for forgiveness. Then, in another 6 months or so you'll be the shining example of someone who's repented and is on that narrow path to paradise.
Or, you can fake it, get exposed and you'll never be a MS.
This I promise silly boy.
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josephus
what a dick you are kid.
read up. educate yourself, then come back and say sorry.
josephus
proud to be an apostate
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JW4fr
You promised me that if I left the chat room the other night you would leave me alone. And I did. I guess apostates are all liars. Just like they say.
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Naeblis
Heh. Sounds like someone's scared :)