:Certain people just are never happy.
Oh, just piss off!
:They always look at the negatives, never the positives.
I won the jackpot on the lottery today. Shit, I hate going downtown and have to face all that traffic. But I have to go there to get my money, and I won't waste my money on a cab. Life sucks.
:Their facial expressions always look dour.
I smiled once and a guy busted me in the chops.
:No matter what you do for them, it never is enough.
Goddamn government. I will have to pay almost 2 million dollars in taxes on my lottery winnings.
I wish I wuz dead, but I'll bet my bastard relatives would fight over all my money if I died, so piss on them. I'll just stay alive then and not spend a penny of it on anything. I'll will it all to my goldfish. Screw 'em. They can all just eat my shorts.
:)
Farkel