Cliche's

by Quirky1 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • Quirky1
    Quirky1

    Surely everybody has one... Here's mine...

    Busier than a three legged cat in a litter box.

  • jamiebowers
    jamiebowers

    My dad likes to say..."I'm busier than a cat covering up manure."

  • Quirky1
    Quirky1

    Happier than a nun in a pickle patch...

  • Nowman
    Nowman

    Mine are....

    Time funs when your having flies

    Busier than a 1-legged man in an ass kicking contest

    Thats the nicest thing anyone has said to me all week

    Nikki

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    You can lead a horse to water,but you can`t be a dink!.................What does`nt kill you,usually really F*cking Hurts!................A stich in time,will keep you from bleeding to death.................If you don`t have anything nice to say,say it anyway.The Assh*le probably deserves it!...........................................

    Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • Mrs. Fiorini
    Mrs. Fiorini

    My dad likes to say, "Slicker than snot on a greasy doorknob."

    Mr. Fiorini's dad used to say, "Colder than a well diggers ass in the Klondike."

    I don't know where this stuff comes from.

  • no more kool aid
    no more kool aid

    More problems than a whore in church.

  • ferret
    ferret

    busier than a one arm paperhanger !

  • crapola
    crapola

    Colder than a frogs butt!!!

  • wobble
    wobble

    One I used to say when on Field Circus on an icy day was "Cold enough to freeze the briefcase off a Jehovah's Witness"

    Love

    Wobble

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