New issue of THE WITCHTOWER: The Internet - Satan's trap

by processor 27 Replies latest jw friends

  • processor
    processor

    Hi,

    I'm pleased to publish the second issue of THE WITCHTOWER, containing translated articles of German ERBRECHET! magazine.

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    The Internet - Satan’s trap: How dangerous is it?

    Should Christians use wireless technology? Is Wi-Fi related to pagan deities?

    Christians expect to be released: The truth about the so-called "model prayer"

    Questions from readers: Should Christians eat pork or use a toilet? What about washing hands?

    A fine example for elders: How to imitate Eliphaz' fine example

    How to count our days the right way: Quit touching the unclean Gregorian calendar

    Whose death is acceptable to Jehovah? Not the death of the wicked one

    Fight the fine fight of the faith! Counsel for choosing your profession

    Thanks to marcilo who assisted with translation.

  • Clam
    Clam

    This is a superb piece of satire. I just want to print copies off and go and give them to householders. Shame that only JWs and ex JWs would get it!

    Love the article on the internet. . . (a net they have prepared for my steps (psalms 57:6))

    Another great read is Should Christians Use a Toilet? in QFR.

    Very good point made in that "Christians when using a public toilet would certainly be in danger of immoral restroom poetry."

    Your English is exemplary processor.

    Clam

  • pallemar
    pallemar

    Do you all so have a link on the first issue?

    for this is really funny :)

    i speceally like the part with the calender.

  • processor
    processor

    I just want to print copies off and go and give them to householders.

    Two fellows offered the German issues on the Street (at a Christmas market):

    street service

    street service 2

  • Clam
    Clam

    haha good one!

    Do you guys know the German poster who goes just by the symbol + ?

    I used to enjoy his videos and compilations but we hardly see him. I think his site may behttp://www.manfred-gebhard.de/

    Clam

  • processor
    processor

    Do you guys know the German poster who goes just by the symbol + ?

    Yes, I actually met him at an apostate meeting. His homepage is www.myspace.com/jesussirach, though he is not really 101 years old =)

    He does also a great job in uncovering new JW devopments, like no more printing the country-wide field service report in km.

  • Clam
    Clam

    Cheers (prost!) processor. Thanks for that link.

  • processor
    processor

    Do you all so have a link on the first issue?

    You can find all existing and future publications here:

    http://svhelden.gmxhome.de/svh/satire_e.htm

  • I quit!
    I quit!

    Very very funny. I bookmark your page. I like the cigarette in the one guys hand. He is soooo DF'd!

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d

    You can always spot a JW...there's just something about them that you know they are.

    It seems that you can also spot an apostate, too, once you develop an eye for it.

    Why just look at that black spiritual aura around his face!

    Is this Kirilian photography?

    Going back to read the articles now.

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