I kind of like this guy.
for some reason
by John Doe 29 Replies latest jw friends
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John Doe
The old cowboy
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going
to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning
my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I
am a cowboy.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon
as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think
about women. When I watch TV, I think about women I even think about
women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and
asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.' -
beksbks
Me and my Likker.
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beksbks
Ok Doe, you and your colorful hillbilly neighbors are funny!
The bearded 62-year-old Parrottsville author of the book "Me and My Likker" pleaded guilty in April to two counts charging him with illegally producing distilled spirits and being a felon in possession of a .38-caliber handgun.
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BurnTheShips
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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watson
Something uniquely American about this guy. What a character!
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BurnTheShips
Shit, I read the article. The F*&**^ BATFags got him. We should go bust him out.
BTS
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beksbks
I was just going to say let's go bust him out!!!!! But first let me go figure out what a BATFag is
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John Doe
bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms agent. I figured a Cali would know that. . .