Handshakes

by asilentone 16 Replies latest jw experiences

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    Have you ever squeeze some brother so hard because you do not like him?If you have ANY interesting experiences about handshakes with dubs, I would like to hear them. Thanks!

  • watson
    watson

    I think you can tell a lot about a man, or a woman by how they shake hands.

  • crapola
    crapola

    I remember one brother that gave you the limp hand shake, I mean it was like holding a cooked noodle. GROSS!!!

    I always dreaded seeing him coming toward me!

  • crapola
    crapola

    Then there were those that always held my hand a little bit to long, that was equally as gross as the limp noodle hand shake.

  • blondie
    blondie

    I do remember some brothers that would squish the life out of the sisters hands just to show them who was in charge. They tried that on me and as I felt them exert more than the socially correct pressure, I just squeezed back and bruised their hand. They found out who was the weaker sex.

  • watson
    watson

    I'm a pretty good sized guy, comfortable around the "mucky mucks" in the org. Always got a kick out of the Bros that gave you the real power shake. I always gave pressure for pressure, but if a guy was obviously over doing it, I would sometimes belt out "oh man brother, that's some whoppin' hand shake ya got there!" Just for fun. These guys are so insecure.

  • steve2
    steve2

    You can tell a lot about an individual by the way he shakes hands; but you can tell even more about him by the way he avoids shaking hands. I'm surprised the JWs don't recognise its pagan origins and try to ban it. There'd be relief and puzzlement in equal measure.

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    I have been thinking about doing the very hard handshake on someone til someone tells me the truth.

  • dogon
    dogon

    its like talking to a dubber a waste of time and energy.

  • Clam
    Clam

    I thought this was going to be about a secret Dub handshake, like the Freemasons have. Being under the cosh during the Great Tribulation, this might be something worth them considering.

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