Salma Hayek Breastfeeding African Orphan

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  • daniel-p
    daniel-p

    When my wife was breastfeeding I would sometimes come to bed with a fistful of vanilla wafers.

    That could possibly be the funniest thing Ive heard on here in a week, maybe a month.

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    Did I mention that I'm an African Orphan?

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    Nothing seems more right than pulling out the lovelies for a good cause.

  • oompa
    oompa

    i am a boob lover but cmon!....plus i love salma...and i would try to to see and touch them!....however my only experience nearly made me puke....camping with my wife six months after the baby and her breast pump failed!!!....so the pain she had was so bad....well...oompa to the rescue!....but ugg just the thought of doing it was the worst part..........oompa....

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut
    ....well...oompa to the rescue!....but ugg just the thought of doing it was the worst part..........oompa....

    Just the thought of relieving the pressure for my wife (let alone Salma Hayek) is totally
    NOT DISGUSTING. I would be there for her with pleasure.

    And for anyone who finds the whole "breastfeeding a baby" thing disgusting, the normal
    males out here are totally removing the baby from our thoughts.

  • Priest73
    Priest73
    but ugg just the thought of doing it was the worst part..........oompa....

    Dude, next time let me know, and I'll tag in!

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    And as far as the taste, c'mon... JUST MAN UP!
    It ain't about that. I have never tasted it, and I know that
    babies live through it, so I can too. Think of it as medicine.

  • watson
    watson

    Why does this thread make me think of Jim Carey in "Me, Myself and Irene?"

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    Salma Hayek is not only gorgeous, but she's a cool lady.

    Hell, now I'm thirsty.

  • leavingwt
    leavingwt

    Beks, I swear to God, I can never predict what will come from your keyboard next!

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