When my wife was breastfeeding I would sometimes come to bed with a fistful of vanilla wafers.
That could possibly be the funniest thing Ive heard on here in a week, maybe a month.
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When my wife was breastfeeding I would sometimes come to bed with a fistful of vanilla wafers.
That could possibly be the funniest thing Ive heard on here in a week, maybe a month.
Did I mention that I'm an African Orphan?
Nothing seems more right than pulling out the lovelies for a good cause.
i am a boob lover but cmon!....plus i love salma...and i would try to to see and touch them!....however my only experience nearly made me puke....camping with my wife six months after the baby and her breast pump failed!!!....so the pain she had was so bad....well...oompa to the rescue!....but ugg just the thought of doing it was the worst part..........oompa....
....well...oompa to the rescue!....but ugg just the thought of doing it was the worst part..........oompa....
Just the thought of relieving the pressure for my wife (let alone Salma Hayek) is totally
NOT DISGUSTING. I would be there for her with pleasure.
And for anyone who finds the whole "breastfeeding a baby" thing disgusting, the normal
males out here are totally removing the baby from our thoughts.
but ugg just the thought of doing it was the worst part..........oompa....
Dude, next time let me know, and I'll tag in!
And as far as the taste, c'mon... JUST MAN UP!
It ain't about that. I have never tasted it, and I know that
babies live through it, so I can too. Think of it as medicine.
Why does this thread make me think of Jim Carey in "Me, Myself and Irene?"
Salma Hayek is not only gorgeous, but she's a cool lady.
Hell, now I'm thirsty.
Beks, I swear to God, I can never predict what will come from your keyboard next!