WHAT STRANGE THINGS WERE YOU TOLD WHILE IN JWS?

by badboy 32 Replies latest jw friends

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  badboy

  ANY TAKERS?
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  OUTLAW

  BadBoy..You spend a lot of time with us..Does`nt anything about what we say,sound strange to you?..LOL!!..

  ...OUTLAW
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  WTWizard

  One thing I can think of is stealing. They counted it as "stealing the Word of God" if I could have been out in field circus but I was not at that moment. No matter how much time I spend in field circus, if Jehovah thinks I could have spent another second or fraction thereof, that amounts to "stealing the Word of God".

  Tantamount--"More than God can bear". I challenge anyone to take any regular dictionary in the English language and find that definition of the word therein. You will not--the word means "amounting to".
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  primitivegenius

  that im supposed to fear my creator.............. no wait its just a fear of displeasing him and ending up bird food................

  oh or that the elders are appointed by holy spirit......................cough *BULLSH** cough
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  AllTimeJeff

  "I am confident that Jehovah made sure that none of those jets would have crashed into our headquarters across the river" - My old CO, November 2001.
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  Goshawk

  Here are some oldies that were just faded out of the literature but were taught in the 60's and 70's.

  It never rained before the flood.

  Dinosaurs were an experiment by god.

  The earth is only 6000 years old.

  All the fossils used to prove human evolution could fit into a container roughly the size of a casket.

  The house of god resided in constellation of Pleiades. ( Ok that one is much older but still heard it as a kid).

  Flood shaped all the current land forms we see today.

  What else am I forgetting?

  Stay alive until 75. (no they didn't say that because they say they didn't say that, it is your faulty memory)
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  Quirky1

  There are demons everywhere...
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  Alpaca

  That prior to the flood people lived to be 800 and 900 years old.

  COME ON????
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  Goshawk

  That's right forgot about that one Alpaca.
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  Dune

  One time, this elder told me that we wouldn't have genitals in the paradise, hence, the reason we wouldn't be able to/be having any children there. This kind of sorta led me into doing research for myself, instead of taking the elder's words for things.