by sacolton 6 Replies latest jw friends
(Sung to "Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut / Mounds & Almond Joy")
Sometimes you feel like a Ridge.
Sometimes you don't.
Ruffles chips got Ridges.
Lays don't.
Ruffles chips got sunflower oil,
corn starch and maltodextrin too
Lays got natural seasonings,
glutamate and parsley - Oohhh!
Sometimes you feel like a Ridge.
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
Sometimes you don't.
(Oooooh! Ooohhh!)
Frito-Lay Ruffles got Ridges.
Frito-Lay Lays don't.
Because
Sometimes you feel like a Ridge.
Sometimes you don't!
Kinda' reminds me of the old Jeffrey Dalmer joke.
The investigators asked him why some of his victims had no testicles left, some had only one, and others had both.
Well you know the answer....
Sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you don't.
Hey there, sounds like you must be feeling better from your recent illness. Glad to know that.
Now I'll be singing that somg in my head for days!!! lol
I love that pic. Her face is expressive.
I like Ruffles. She likes Lays.
I've been craving PRINGLES for weeks. Now you've gone and done it and got me thinking about them again, LOL.
So shaddup already and give her the ridge!
