I have to pick my kids up from a 'congregation party' after :-/ (page 2)

free2think

Your welcome, i thought you'd appreciate my portection.

loosie

just spray this on yourself before you go in. It repels anyone infected by the FDS spirit.

digderidoo

Well i survived.

As i pulled on the car park of the village hall i could see that the scottish dancing was about to start. Damn, i thought, the high point of the night.

Anyway i walked into the foyer and first of all i saw sister depressive, we'll call her. She was sitting in the foyer as she doesn't like crowds. "hello, how lovely to see you" she says. I exchange pleasentries, then try to get my kids attention without actually going into the hall. Luckily, or should i say fortunately, my son saw me. While waiting for them, who should spot me but elder sister groper, you kow the type, depressive wife, you just know he aint getting it at home, so he hugs all the sisters.

Anyway elder sister groper makes a bee line for me, shakes my hand, 'how are you?' he says, 'lovely to see you', yeah right, then why do you walk past me in the street i thought. He stands there without much to say. Then looking at me is sister reinstated, she doesn't come over to my shock. How many times did i speak to you when i saw you, before your reinstatement i thought. Didn't really expect her to speak though.

Then who should come into the foyer to talk to sister depressive but sister always happy, she ignored me for a bit, then says "hello digderidoo, didn't see you standing there", yeah right i've been 2 feet from you for at least 3 minutes.

Anyway i gathered my kids, survived the ordeal and even came out with a doggy bag! Can't be all bad. Phew!!

Paul

free2think

LOL i love the way you told that and Im glad you survived it Paul.

What was in the doggy bag?

Quandry

The party sounded like fun. I used to love parties. One congregation I went to had a square dance caller visit one time, and we had a huge square dance party.

Another congo had a good-bye party for two women who moved to a "greater need area." Groups got together and designed skits or songs. It turned out very nicely.

It seems that the congregations don't sponsor many large gatherings anymore.

Ah, if only the social aspect could go on and you didn't have to believe the rediculous stuff along with it.......

ninja

hey didgy....I'm scottish and I detested the scottish dancing.....almost made me want to be english.......nah only kidding.......he he....enjoy the doggy bag mate....da ninja

slimboyfat

I broke my arm doing Scottish country dancing at school, my only big injury ever.

free2think

I broke my arm doing Scottish country dancing at school, my only big injury ever.

Ouch. I've only Scottish danced once, at a dub wedding. Was an interesting exp.

digderidoo

There was some spicy Indian type snacks in the doggy bag free, and a couple of slices of gateau. Think it was meant for the kids but i ate them, told them i felt as if i missed out so they felt sorry for me lol Oh well, my daughter is very picky with her food anyway as you well know lol

Paul

free2think

Yes she is lol, i quite liked the sound of that meal the other night btw. That sounds like a posh doggy bag, I wonder if the food was prayed over.

I have to pick my kids up from a 'congregation party' after :-/

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