Any psychics around here?

by Elsewhere 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    I'm about to buy a Lotto Texas ticket and need to know the next jackpot numbers.

    Thanks in advance,
    Elsewhere

  • Alpaca
    Alpaca

    I kinda' like 666

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    19-14-25-75

    Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Hold on a second! I can tell you BOTH are not real psychics. You didn't pride the correct number to numbers!

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Hot damn!

    I just figured out an AWSOME scam!

    1. Setup a website that will provide LOTTO numbers for anyone who agrees to give me 10% of any winnings.
    2. Generate every possible number combination and start sending them out to people.
    3. Inevitably one of the people will win and will give me the money!

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    How many numbers do you need?..144,000?

    Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    No, there's not. I know because I'm psychic.

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    Im working on a project that has these numbers in it

    9~3~2~5~8~93

    good luck!

  • Goshawk
    Goshawk

    Elsewhere

    Hot damn!

    I just figured out an AWSOME scam!

    1. Setup a website that will provide LOTTO numbers for anyone who agrees to give me 10% of any winnings.
    2. Generate every possible number combination and start sending them out to people.
    3. Inevitably one of the people will win and will give me the money!

    Elsewhere you're so cute when you get that trusting look on your face.

    If you truly think that after they buy the ticket and win they will let you know that they won; (Or would they need to be ingrained with a fear that you will find out by psychic means when they win.) I have got a true story for you about a nekkid lady and a talking snake.

    j/k

    2, 3, 5, 23, 33, 35

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    1. Collect Underpants

    2. ???

    3. PROFIT!

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