I wasn't allowed to have Ken doll

rebel8

Because I was caught making my friend's Ken doll kiss my Barbie. I also stripped him to see his junk (as Gregor would call it!), but there was only a blunt bump. So untheocratic of me!

After that I was punished by having to endure a study of the Youth book or some such litter-ature. I was schooled on the fact that kissing would become stale for poor Barbie and she'd want more, thus becoming a hussy.

So I had only girls--Barbie and Growing Up Skipper (a porn doll if you ask me).

So.....I borrowed my neighbor's Planet of the Apes doll and Barbie dated him.

Alpaca

Now wait Rebs...

Isn't that a little far out there with the interspecies dating???

It just sounds so untheocratic. What were ya' thinkin'???

BTW--you're the second person today that has referenced the Growing Up Skipper guy...who is that??? (see my Barbie post from earlier today--I thought it was funny, but I probably just have too much time on my hands)

crazyblondeb

LOL that happened to me too!!

The damn study....the "talk"......oh the good ole days!!

*barf*

oompa

i am a ken doll....lol.......oomps

dinah

I was schooled on the fact that kissing would become stale for poor Barbie and she'd want more, thus becoming a hussy

That made me laugh. I think I had that same study. I'm glad you shared that. I always wondered if I was the only one who ever checked out Ken's junk (or lack thereof).