CHINESE SICK LEAVE : "I NO COME WORK TODAY!" Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon..........You got nice house"
no come to work
by mouthy 24 Replies latest social humour
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leavingwt
Great one!
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jamiebowers
LOL, Granny!
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Mum
ROFL!
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OUTLAW
LOL!!..
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keyser soze
Priceless!
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Gregor
Mouthy, Over the last 3 yrs I have built a mental picture of you. You have just put me back to square one. Good one!
...waiting for somene to complain it was racist....
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Priest73
...waiting for somene to complain it was racist....
Sylvia?
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mouthy
Mouthy, Over the last 3 yrs I have built a mental picture of you.
ha!ha! I FEEL SORRY FOR you Gregor....I am a proper weirdo, ask Jim Penton, Randy Watters,
Rick Ferron ,Deputy Dog, Mary, Diane, Bumble Bee They will atest to it!!!!!They have met me
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