See, not only did Christ come invisibly, but Armageddon's already happened too. Except it was also invisible. We're actually living in paradise right now. Invisibly. Problem solved. You can thank me later, Governing Body.
An idea for new light to help the WT out of this mess they've made
by JimmyPage 16 Replies latest jw friends
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keyser soze
We're actually living in paradise right now. Invisibly.
A spiritual paradise?! Very clever.
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blondie
Actually, I have heard it suggested that the WTS could say that Armageddon happened invisibly and we are already living in the new world..........
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Alpaca
Blondie, are you serious???
Or, are you saying that tongue-in-cheek?
That's almost too much to stomach.
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elder-schmelder
If the govering body says it - "ALL WILL BELEIVE IT"
elder-schmelder
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WTWizard
Then I made it to the 2008 Grand Boasting Session invisibly. I also made an average of 732 hours a month of invisible field circus.
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keyser soze
When any dub asks me about meetings, I tell them I'm always there, but invisibly.
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Bangalore
We could give our contibutions invisibly too. Put invisible bucks in the contribution box. How could they disprove it since it is invisible momey?
Bangalore
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JimmyPage
This is getting really funny. You can get a lot of mileage out of the whole "invisible" idea.
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keyser soze
You can get a lot of mileage out of the whole "invisible" idea.
Not nearly as much as the WTS has. They've gotten 95 years and counting.