I sure would like to find Jehovah's boss--I would have enough to report against that Almighty Lowlife Scumbag to get Him fired on the spot. And, for sure if I were His boss, He would have every reason to worry Himself sick.
Who created JEHOVAH?
by african GB Member 14 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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OUTLAW
I sure would like to find Jehovah's boss....Thats easy enough...........Jehovah`s boss is the WBT$..LOL!!.
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parakeet
"Who created JEHOVAH?"
His parents, but he's too embarrassed to admit it. They have a substance abuse problem. Ssssshhhhhhh.
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SacrificialLoon
Man created God in his image.
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Black Sheep
1 In the beginning, Man created God; and in the image of Man created he him.
2 And Man gave unto God a multitude of names, that he might be Lord over all the earth when it was suited to Man.
3 And on the seven millionth day Man rested and did lean heavily on his God and saw that it was good.
4 And Man formed Aqualung of the dust of the ground, and a host of other likened unto his kind.
5 And these lesser men Man did cast into the void. And some were burned; and some were put apart from their kind.
6 And Man became the God that he had created and with his miracles did rule over all the earth.
7 But as these things did come to pass, the Spirit that did cause Man to create his God lived on within all Men: even within Aqualung.
8 And Man saw it not.
9 But for Christ's sake he'd better start looking.Ian Anderson
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