LOL @ Rebel8 and NY44M...
I'm happy to be under demonic influence too...
JW superstition: Heightened demonic activity during "Memorial Season"
by Open mind 18 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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minimus
U bad, Reb. U R the Original Rebel.
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Finally-Free
I always heard the demons were securely encased in chocolate enclosures shaped like bunnies, and the only victims of demon attacks were those heathens who ate the chocolate bunnies. I had to test this theory, so, as a JW, I bought some of the bunnies, ate them, and was soon attacked by a case of the runs. The chocolate/sugar buzz was pretty good though. No demons though.
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Open mind
Thanks for all the replies everyone. I'm not able to get on here much anymore, so I apologize for my reduced level of interaction.
An alternative I've heard locally for those JWs who don't like invoking demon influence is to give Jehovah the credit for "cleaning things out" prior to the memorial.
Wishing a Happy Easter, Equinox, Passover, etc. to everyone here at JWN. (Don't forget Saturday, March 21, 2009 is Benito Juarez' Birthday)
Ciao,
om
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TheOldHippie
VERY Northern California.
But as they say, the town meniacs were always told to leave and left towards the West, where there was space enough. Finally, they reached a point where to the left it was only ocean so they had to stay. In California.
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oompa
I want more demonic activity too......cause my demon is in my pants...heehee...............oompa
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purplesofa
When I used to go to JW chatrooms around Memorial time the apostates were rabid for about a month before.
They were a real pain in the ass!!!
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rebel8
U bad, Reb. U R the Original Rebel.
Actually I'm not the original, I'm the 8th. :D
Can you explain your whereabouts on Halloween though?
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steve2
Let's be fair:
For sheer consistency of effort and hard work, the Devil gets an A plus. For disappearing whilst professing to be present, Jehovah gets an F.