"Gift" Of Singleness?

by WTWizard 24 Replies latest watchtower bible

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  WTWizard

  This has to be the biggest piece of s*** I have heard of within the religion. The last I know, they called marriage a "gift" from God, itself stupid. If you are not married, you are single--and they are calling THAT a "gift" too? No matter what, you are getting a "gift" from God! He has you either way--and, if that Almighty Lowlife Scumbag feels like keeping you celibate, you are still supposed to appreciate the "gift(???)" anyways?

  Jehovah, you can take that f***ing "Gift(???)" of celibacy and SHOVE IT UP YOUR A**!
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  cameo-d

  WTWizard, is that a quote from one of the latest WT articles or are you just having a bad evening?

  Cameo-d
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  jaguarbass

  Gods got all the angles covered.

  The hidden message is to be happy.

  If life gives you lemons make lemonadde.

  It kind of sucks.

  But its better to be happy than sad.
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  asilentone

  Look, it is a gift to some people, it just depends on the person.
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  JimmyPage

  Singleness is definitely a gift. That is, if you're getting laid often by a variety of partners. A great gift indeed. Just wear a hat!
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  Witness 007

  Reverse psyhcology....yeah gift, right whatever!
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  keyser soze

  Yeah, I remember always hearing this in talks, too. It was always a married brother saying it.
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  viva

  Hey, the "gift" of singleness makes you more free to be a slave for the WTBTS.

  That always pissed me off to. And how they encourage people not to have children in the "last days". It's too bad more JWs don't listen to them, seeing as how most new members are born in.
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  Witness 007

  Jacking off is NOT a gift!
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  Nellie

  I can't remember one person in the organization who said they single by "choice" but actually was. They were either NPGs, mentally unstable or looking without being blatant about it.