We had an elder give the talk "A Godly View of Sex and Marriage" with his fly open. That was interesting. Another gave that talk and announced that "masturbation is wrong although everyone has done it." That caused quite a sensation.
Cate
What was your most boring public talk title?
by truthseeker 18 Replies latest jw friends
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Mickey mouse
I prefer a sexy view of godly marriage.
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Kinjiro
Daniel and the march of the Nations... It was assigned to me and I hated it!!!! Now that I have researched all the bs I hate it even more...
If there is a god, I need to be forgiven for propagating all these falsehoods...
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Hittman
Somehow, they always managed to make sex boring.
Or accidental. I remember "A father talks to his sons" and "A mother talks to her daughters." Anyone have the originals? I remember it was something like "they lay very close together, and his part falls into hers". Oops. -
purplesofa
The talks on marriage as I was single.
Sometimes I missed these meetings. One time me and another long time single brother were sitting on the back row of this talk, He was balancing his checkbook and I was working on my schedule for the next weeks work.
We both kind of noticed what we were up to about the same time and just looked at each other and chuckled.
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HappyDad
When I was giving public talks, the one I gave the most at my cong. and the one most requested when I visited other congs. was "A CLEAN PEOPLE HONORS JEHOVAH"
The outline talked about being clean morally and spiritually, but a good part of it dwelt with personal hygene and having all your belongings looking clean.
One of the areas I always brought up was brothers on the platform wearing a nice suit but having shoes that looked like they just walked through a pasture. Damn.....if your going to wear a nice suit, then at least polish your shoes even if you did just walk through a pasture.
Most JW men don't have a clue when it comes to knowing how to dress for success. They just put the designated uniform on.....stains and all...... and don't think how dumb they actually look.
HappyDad
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ninja
"custard...is it for christians"
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Uzzah
I thankfully forget the title but it "explained" the seven times prophecy... absolutely no way to make that interesting!!!
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four candles
Ninja....LOL.....I wish I could have given that one!!!