by crownboy 30 Replies latest jw friends
Oh Dana
Not that old jealousy song again. How many times have we "competed" before? Just a couple? And dammit, if memory serves me right...you kicked my ass. So I concede already....mkay?
BTW, Xena told me that she would be happy to visit both sides of the island.
think41self
Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!
ChuckD,
Ginger's many sessions on the casting couch have taught her a thing or two, and she knows how to get the job done. Sure she's full of herself, but she also appreciates a hearty (and well deserved) standing ovation.Come into my hut and I'll show you just how much I appreciate your hearty "standing ovation."
Ginger
dana, tracy love you guys!
i'd come to your island anytime! tracy just has to promise to bring the big paddle
happy holidays!
love
harmony
Most people think, Great God will come from the skies, Take away everything And make everybody feel high. But if you know what life is worth, You will look for yours on earth: And now you see the light, You stand up for your rights.~~Bob Marley
btw, this thread reminds me of a scene from Dazed and Confused:
GIRL'S BATHROOM
Kaye puts away some lipstick, Jodi is just standing around, Shavonne is smoking a cig.
KAYE
And there you guys were in class trying to list all the Gillian's Island episodes with out even a hint of irony.
SHAVONNE
What in the hell are you talking about girl?
KAYE
You weren't thinking about it were you?
SHAVONNE
Gilligan's Island?
KAYE
It's what's called the male pornographic fantasy.
SHIZ
Oh my.
KAYE
Think about it. You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. One a seductive sex goddess type. The other a healthy girl next door type with a nice butt. So guys have it all. The madonna and the whore. Women get nothing. We get a geek. An over-weight middle aged guy. Some nerdy scientific type I mean...
JODI
The professor is sexy.
lol mony...well there was the rich old married guy too...
think, safe...please there is enough of me to go around..lol not that I don't enjoy ya'll fighting over me...uuummm but next time how about doing it in a mud bath with bikini's on???? (don't think I haven't pictured this in my mind!) lol or does that rate to high on the "ick" scale for ya'll????
((((((harmony, xena))))))
akshully, it's about time for me and trace to have another knock down drag out fight...we haven't had one since she was 18 and i was 15 (note: that's 3, count em 3 years difference!) She's the older sister, doncha know.
Hey! She's coming up tomorrow to go xmas shopping with me...hmmmmmm
In mud, with bikinis tho? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
Dana
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end...
Closing Time, Semisonic
slip: *drools*
*spanks it, again*
Slipnslidemaster:"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."
- Oscar Wilde
Ooooh!!! ooooooh!
I have some spare shoelaces that I can make bikinis out of for you girls!
Expatbrit
Expat, awwwww what a helpful guy you are! But really, if Xena will wrestle in the mud with me...who says we need bikinis??
Dana
Hey girls,
If you're gonna do the mud wrestling right you need a referee to make sure there are no illegal holds, biting, licking etc.
I volunteer to be the REF! Just as long as you promise not to rip my ref uniform off.
TimB
