HOW MANY TYPES OF SPIDERS WERE THERE ON NOAH'S ARK?

by badboy 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • badboy
    badboy

    ANY TAKERS?

  • oompa
    oompa

    ok...i assume the plethora of ark posts is a grand lark (ha...ark is in lark)...and of course i am a larkster.....but when will it end?.............oompa

  • Quotes
    Quotes

    Irrefutable Answer: EXACTLY ONE.

    Species: Peter

    Genus: Parker

    But they didn't know it was a spider, it was disguised as a photo-journalist.

    ~Q

  • badboy
    badboy

    IN THEORY, THERE ARE A HUNDRED,PERHAPS CLOSE TO A HOUSAND QUESTIONS YOU COULD ASK.

    i SAW THE MENTION OF NEW TYPE OF SPIDERS BEING DISCOVERED IN NEW GUINEA? AND I THOUGHT OF USING THE IDEA.

  • villabolo
    villabolo

    The itsy bitsy spider

    Climbed up the water spout

    Down came the rain

    And washed the spider out

  • parakeet
    parakeet

    Depends on whether spiders were considered "clean" or "unclean" creatures; in other words, none. No spiders, no ark, no Noah, no suspended oceans, no global flood; no God.

  • villabolo
    villabolo

    Shame on you parakeet for taking this seriously. You should have your bills clipped for such blasphemy.

  • parakeet
    parakeet

    villabolo: "Shame on you parakeet for taking this seriously."

    I wasn't trying to go for serious, but it does read that way. It's probably because I'm tired and need some sleep.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    Zero. Otherwise, why would the banana spiders only be in Central and South America and not Africa? Why would the Sydney funnel web spider not be in parts of the desert Southwest? Why would black widow spiders not be in Australia?

  • noni1974
    noni1974

    None spiders can swim.

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