How to keep the meeting from getting boring

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Now the brotherr and sister can walk around wasted.

BurnTheShips

How to keep the meeting from getting boring

Water balloons or shaving cream.

BTS

four candles

Heres a jest,,.....sit on the front row and put polo mints(the mint with the hole) And put them in your eyes like a monocle,then stare at the speaker.

Happened to me when I was giving a talk,talk about a giggle fit on the platform!!!

blondie

BULLSHIT BINGO

Here is a little game for you the next time you are stuck at the KH or assembly. Enjoy!!!

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and assemblies? Here's a way to change all of
that.

1. Before (or during) the next meeting, prepare your "Bull$hit Bingo" card by drawing a square -- I find that 5" x
5" is a good size. Divide the card into columns -- five across and five down.
That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.

2. Write
one of the following words/phrases in each block:

faithful and discreet slave
meetings
Jehovah
wait on Jehovah
apostacy
field service
theocratic arrangment
subjection
do more
Governing Body
loyal ones
Armageddon
Great Tribulation
paradise
Hebrews 10:24,25
spirit directed
disfellowshipped
brothers
spirit directed
pioneering
elders
those taking the lead
preach
demons

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one
of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally,
vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULL$hiT!"

Testimonials
from satisfied "Bull$hit Bingo" players:

* "I had been in the meeting for
only five minutes when I won." --Jack W., Boston

* "My attention span at
meetings has improved dramatically." --David D., Florida

* "What a gas!
Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win." --Bill R., New York
City

* "The atmosphere was tense in the last service meeting as 14 of us
waited for the fifth box." --Ben G., Denver

* "At the Circuit Assembly, the speaker was stunned as
eight of us screamed 'BULL$**T!' for the third time in two hours." --Kathleen
L., Atlanta
Bingo