Perhaps, the kangaroos got to australia because noah did light up.
Then the methane went "boom" and all the animals went flying to their respective continents.
How did Noah avoided the spontaneous combustion of methane-oxygen mix.
by moomanchu 19 Replies latest jw friends
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moomanchu
These knowaaaaah threads ar funny!
How did the lemurs get to Madagascar?
370 days of food.
Tigers, lions, cheetahs, leopards, jaguars, pumas, bobcats, thats alot of meat in due season.
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Leolaia
How about them seals and sea lions? Did Ham have to go fishing every day to get enough food for them? I don't think they would've have had a stash of fresh fish in the fridge. I dunno, but fishing during those 40 days and 40 nights must've been pretty rough.
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Homerovah the Almighty
The real fact of the matter is this , even if a group of individuals could gather all those animals together most of them would
have died from being taken out of their own selective environment and food source, in the gathering process and the actual
journey in that confining Ark.
Logic has its boundaries , but the human imagination does not
Funny isn't that a single person told a story thousands of years ago and here we are discussing it.
Shows how far fear of the Almighty can overwhelm rational human intelligence.
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parakeet
What is it with all these Noah threads lately?
Finally-Free: "They were airlifted by a huge flock of cockatoos."
Cockatoos would never cooperate with Jehovah, the biggest baddest bully of all times. I know Rocco would never have done that. He has high standards. I can see that in his eyes whenever I see your avatar.
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hamsterbait
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Really?? "The Anunanki"!! Putting a few A's and N's together doesn't make you a scholar or any other kind of pseudo-intellectual.
It was the "Bovobolj" who built the Gopher 3000.
methodical rigor is DYING on this board...
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hamsterbait
Are excellent websites that discuss in great detail the science behind the flood and other issues, showing how the stories have to have been made up by those innocent of science, or God is rigging the geological record to back up the Witchtower.
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hamsterbait
FinallyF-
It would take more than a cockatoo to lift all those animals thousands of miles. And vViagra had not been invented...
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GromitSK
I imagine the seals could be towed behind the ark and left to sort their own food out. Do you think he took spare seals in case Killer Whales picked them off?
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moomanchu
What did Noah use for light in the ark?