so i made another meeting..#2....not as bad this time...

by oompa 28 Replies latest jw experiences

  • oompa
    oompa

    my texting prowess during the meeting continue to improve...mostly during WT study which i can totally tune out....the talk was actually good....but the best part.....i got to go out to lunch with wife and 8 old friends and knock back a few brews!....ones who have never shunned me anyway so the true friends...true, i can go out with them at other times, but it was nice being with my wife and hangin out after da meetin

    i also brought some other reading material in the back of my bible....hey, i might be able to do this a couiple of times a month, and my wife knows 100% now i do not believe the bible is inspired, i do not believe in an active spirit world, and that we do NOT have the truth, and that the FDS may be sincere, but do not have a clue what the bible means and are not led by holy SPIT!.....................oompa

  • leavingwt
    leavingwt

    Are you bruised from the Love Bombing?

  • mkr32208
    mkr32208

    Tear the cover off your bible and tape it on a differnt novel every week...

  • undercover
    undercover

    hey...oompa...I didn't get your text until this morning. I turned my phone off Saturday morning and left it off all weekend.

    I had to laugh when I saw that you had texted me from the hall....too funny...

  • Warlock
    Warlock
    Are you bruised from the Love Bombing?

    LOL!

    Warlock

  • chickpea
    chickpea

    omg! i would actually
    get a cell phone and
    learn how to text if
    i thought i would get
    an oompa text from the KH!!!

    seriously! i would....

  • oompa
    oompa

    texting during the meeting just cracks me up!!......i always sit by the wall, cross leg, and have big reference bible or wt in my hand...NOBODY can see me text, surf the net, check scores, hell i cand even watch tv or porn.......these gadgets can revolutionize meeting attendance!....i have yet to sneak on a bluetooth earpiece, but if i run an earbud wired up my sleave to my ear like i did in school listening to ACC basketball games, i think i can have sound......and ya.......GO TARHEELS!!!....hope we kick UCONN in the finals........

    chickpea...you can just e-mail me and vice verse....pm me and i will give you my email.......oomps

  • rebel8
    rebel8
    so i made another #2....not as bad this time

    Making #2 is a good way to pass the time at meetings.

  • oompa
    oompa

    LMAO!....rebel8....oh i have spent many an hour in the stall....my nails were quite impressive after a visit there....even if#2 was not happening.....oompa

  • PrimateDave
    PrimateDave

    I used to take a Palm computer with ebooks in it to read at the meetings. It was small enough to fit in a shirt pocket. Time flies when you're reading H. P. Lovecraft.

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