why so much more sex in the Old Testament????

by oompa 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • oompa
    oompa

    geeze.....there is david with lots of wives and concubines....still he was droolin over wet bathseba poontang in her bath.......lot gettin a threeway with his daughters......and omg.....the lucky soloman bastard with like 700??!!..........why did this go south!?!?!?!.......i was born in the wrong generation............oompa

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    Because their Woodies were closer to perfection in ancient times.

    Rub a Dub

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    Welcome back Ooompa!!!

    Or did I miss your other recent sex threads??

  • Awakened at Gilead
    Awakened at Gilead

    Like oompa going to the beach-house....

  • skeeter1
    skeeter1

    The Top 10 Reasons (I'll start if you all can complete)

    10. They had to "fill" the Earth

    9. There were alot less diseases

    8. No porn movies.

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    Doh!

  • dinah
    dinah

    Don't forget all the rapes, stonings, genocide and other fun stuff!

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    Because jews are horney and unafraid to say so. They are not as hung up as the xtians. And probably not as well hung as the xtians either.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Bunch of damn "Free Love" hippies! That's what they all were, I tell ya!

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    The bible was hustler back then. Enough said.

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