by sinis 14 Replies latest jw friends
...because god knows I'm never, ever, going to set foot in there again!! My wife asked me if I was going to the Memorial tonight with her? I said that I would rather fondle Satans balls, stroke his shaft, and swallow the gravy before I go...
I'll be sitting at home tonight eating pizza and beer playing PS3 while you are all dressed up in uncomfortable clothes, listening to bullshit propaganda, and being love bombed.... suckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sinis, is it tonight for every congregation in the U.S.?
If so, what time does it usually start?
Hubert
Close to sundown, whenever that is supposed to be
headed for the memorial. Let the show begin
Is it always this Thursday Mrs. Jones?
Hubert
it's not always on a Thursday. It's whatever day the society says it's to be...not always historically correct...I think there was a topic on what the correct date should be just the other day.
It is the closest uneducated JWs can figure to Nisan 14, so no, not always on Thursday. Emblems have to be passed after sunset, service may start before. It can be a real cluster f*ck where alot of congregations share a hall.
The emblems have to be passed after sundown. So some congs might start before sundown if there's multiple halls so they can pass the emblems toward the end, then get out for the next hall. When we only had one congregation, I think they tried to start the talk about sundown, on a half hour mark.
I'd suggest showing up about 30 minutes before sundown. If it's only one congregation, you're probably good. If it's more than one and you're too late for the start, come back at sundown and wait for the exodus from the first cong.
I just told my Wife I am not going... First time ever (family)
Sinus obviously wants to be close to Satan.
