beards are from satan!

by Adrianoblue 49 Replies latest jw friends

  • Adrianoblue
    Adrianoblue

    it is illegal to wear a beard

    (matthew 24:45-47)

    but it is legal to wear a mustache

    (matthew 24:45-47)

    so was charles t. russel from satan? he was the opposite: he wore a beard, but no mustache!!!!

    so, god, please tell me: apart from turkish women and madonnas daughter, why for f**** sake, do we men have this funny groth in our face????

    what would have happend to us, if mankind did`nt invent the rasorblade????

  • ninja
    ninja

    we would use the bible....it's sharper than any two edged wilkinson sword

  • iknowall558
    iknowall558

    we would all look something like this.....

  • ninja
    ninja

    like adam?......

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze
    what would have happend to us, if mankind did`nt invent the rasorblade????

    Jehovah would've lovingly provided us with the means to remove facial hair, just like the manna he provided for the Israelites.

  • Anti-Christ
    Anti-Christ

    It's just an other silly law that is all about control and conformity but I guess you already know this. An interesting thing about beards, it's only after the first world war that it became in style to shave (that's why Russel had one before) because the soldiers had to wear a gas mask they could not have beards, it caught on. Later in the 60-70 beards became in style again to slowly go out of style again in the 90. I grow a beard every winter, I live in Quebec it helps to keep my face warm.

  • aSphereisnotaCircle
    aSphereisnotaCircle

    Yep men got beards....which are obviously evil.

    And wimmen got periods, which makes them filthy and unclean.

    Yeah, god sure makes a lot of sense.

  • PrimateDave
    PrimateDave

    Every child learns that Adam didn't have a beard.

    Not only that, men obviously only have short hair. And Adam and Eve were white people.

    Not.

    Dave

  • ninja
    ninja

    when I was talking about the monkeys looking like adam....i was talking about knowitall's 7 year old son....

  • ninja
    ninja

    sorry I meant Iknowall.....or did I?....he he

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