Shock! Vampire Governing Body members drink blood of Bethelites to stay young!

by Witness 007 21 Replies latest watchtower scandals

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    At least three governing body members {John Barr Ted Jaracz and anonomus} drink the blood of new Bethel volunteer virgins to steal their "life force" {blood is life} or "Mojo"......this would explain why these members don't die and live to be over 100 years old.....the Witness ban on blood transfusions is a greedy ploy to save more blood for themselves to bathe in...they never leave Bethel during daylight hours...they ban Crosses and holy water, hello people VAMPIRES! Garlic is not allowed to be served at Bethel meals so Brothers don't have bad breath....Yeah right, VAMPIRES! VAMPIRES, VAMPIRES!!!!

    Why am I the only one that see's this??????

    {Hello African Gov. body member}

  • daniel-p
    daniel-p

    ROFL.

  • daniel-p
    daniel-p

    Actually there is this one old fart at Wallkill--his last name is "Ripley"--he rides around in a cart and pops whole cloves of garlic at morning worship. You can literally smell the wafting scent of garlic tables away. Perhaps he knows!!

  • recovering
    recovering

    good way to make a point oo7 . remember if we are to be taken seriously we must be careful of our facts

  • watson
    watson

    Do you think the "family of 5" found out about the vampire problem at Bethel?

  • daniel-p
    daniel-p

    BTW look at daniel-p's avatar...

    it looks like a bloody fang !

    ZOMG!

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free
    Do you think the "family of 5" found out about the vampire problem at Bethel?

    I think they were more interested in the massive orgies that took place when 62 people were removed in a disfellowshipping "frenzy".

    W

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    witness007, Are you an International Man of Mystery whose mojo was stolen by these dastardly villans?

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Did the vampires spit out the blood fractions that are not permitted? (Subject to change on a moment's notice!)

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    witness007, Your nose is growing!!!!!! Naughty boy

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