Shortly after his family of 5 stood together and were DF'd for apostasy, African GB member was reported by an unknown but reputable source to have been hit by a piano that fell from the sky.
He was then struck by a car and pronounced dead at the scene until a prophet revived his bones.
After receiving a message from God he then built an ark and survived a flood that both saltwater and freshwater fish lived through in spite of all odds against such an unlikely occurence.
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