No, I mean starting....
Screw you. Thats not funny.
by Quirky1 26 Replies latest jw friends
No, I mean starting....
Screw you. Thats not funny.
I suggest a "light" cigarette to get your lungs in shape. Work your way up to a pack a day in a few months, and watch the pounds fly off! Great diet aid that Cancer!
Sure. If you want a possessive monkey on your back that won't let go, start smoking.
Seriously, the only advice from my parents that I wish I had taken was not to smoke. Of course, when I started smoking the greatest scientific minds said it was only a habit, not an addiction. I wonder where those jack asses are now?
Honestly, I hope you ARE joking.
Warlock
"If you want to smoke something, cannabis is the way to go. :)
You can start with brownies..."
*picturing Mastodon smoking a brownie*
If you want to smoke, I'd suggest either cannabis or hookah. Hookah is very mellow and smooth and actually doesn't burn or irritate the lungs. And it tastes good, too! Comes in many flavors and they've been smoking it in India for centuries. I love it, personally. AND it isn't addicting because it doesn't contain all the chemicals that traditional cigs do. And, as a side note, if you smoke menthol hookah when you have a cold, it helps to clear your lungs and makes you feel better.
Hemp, you never smoked a brownie? All you need is a grill and some hickory
Please don't...... there is nothing good that will come from starting such a habit.
Second and third hand smoke harms others around you and increases global warming.
Why not figure the cash you would spend on the stuff (including higher health insurance rates, future medical conditions and time lost due to Dr. visits) and treat yourself to a sports car or memorable trip around the world.
Better yet buy your wife some sexy stuff, whisk her away to Paris and do all types of WTS no-nos while there!
Don't bother with wearing that sticky patch. You might want to give cigarettes a try.
Yes---- if you want to Die.