I've been thinking about starting smoking. Should I ....

by Quirky1 26 Replies latest jw friends

  • Priest73
    Priest73
    No, I mean starting....

    Screw you. Thats not funny.

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    I suggest a "light" cigarette to get your lungs in shape. Work your way up to a pack a day in a few months, and watch the pounds fly off! Great diet aid that Cancer!

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    Sure. If you want a possessive monkey on your back that won't let go, start smoking.

    Seriously, the only advice from my parents that I wish I had taken was not to smoke. Of course, when I started smoking the greatest scientific minds said it was only a habit, not an addiction. I wonder where those jack asses are now?

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    Honestly, I hope you ARE joking.

    Warlock

  • hemp lover
    hemp lover

    "If you want to smoke something, cannabis is the way to go. :)

    You can start with brownies..."

    *picturing Mastodon smoking a brownie*

  • Morbidzbaby
    Morbidzbaby

    If you want to smoke, I'd suggest either cannabis or hookah. Hookah is very mellow and smooth and actually doesn't burn or irritate the lungs. And it tastes good, too! Comes in many flavors and they've been smoking it in India for centuries. I love it, personally. AND it isn't addicting because it doesn't contain all the chemicals that traditional cigs do. And, as a side note, if you smoke menthol hookah when you have a cold, it helps to clear your lungs and makes you feel better.

  • Mastodon
    Mastodon

    Hemp, you never smoked a brownie? All you need is a grill and some hickory

  • yknot
    yknot

    Please don't...... there is nothing good that will come from starting such a habit.

    Second and third hand smoke harms others around you and increases global warming.

    Why not figure the cash you would spend on the stuff (including higher health insurance rates, future medical conditions and time lost due to Dr. visits) and treat yourself to a sports car or memorable trip around the world.

    Better yet buy your wife some sexy stuff, whisk her away to Paris and do all types of WTS no-nos while there!

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    Don't bother with wearing that sticky patch. You might want to give cigarettes a try.

  • Barbie Doll
    Barbie Doll

    Yes---- if you want to Die.

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