http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEpC2jte2_o
What, you guys never saw this?
Why are there no JW super heroes?
by kurtbethel 22 Replies latest jw friends
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Mickey mouse
That was really funny OTWO.
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OnTheWayOut
There's also ELDERETTE:
She's more powerful than a regular pioneer...
Able to get gossip out of her husband in a single question....
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rebel8
Isn't there a pic in the litter-ature of Jaysus flying around zapping the wicked?
Here's an actual Jesus doll. He has potential. Just add wings and a lightning bolt, and you're good to go. His nemises could be......everyone.
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loosie
Superman Methodist Spider-Man Protestant Batman Episcopalian/Catholic (lapsed) Wonder Woman Greco-Roman Classical Religion Aquaman Greco-Roman Classical Religion The Hulk Catholic (lapsed) Captain America Protestant Invisible Woman Episcopalian Nightcrawler Catholic Shadowcat Jewish Daredevil Catholic Hawkman Egyptian classical religion The Thing Jewish The Atom Jewish (lapsed) Zatanna Dianic Wiccan Elektra Greek Orthodox I don't get it. How can you assign a religion to super heroes? I never saw them practicing a religion in any of the movies.
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JimmyPage
You're fishing on the wrong side of the lake. JW super heroes? No. JW super villains hellbent on domination through their evil organization? Check.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Hahaha, funny stuff, y'all.
I was thinking of this superhero:
False-Prophecy-Man
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Satanus
There's michael the archangel. He merely has to turn his attention toward an object and,,,,, nothing happens. But, he's a gonna do something really super duper,,,,, anydaynow. Oh, and he can leap any of his appearance dates w a single bound. There are rumers that he kicked satan's butt, although, the story goes that it took him a yr, yrs, and half a yr. I think that he's still recovering from that one, as he's been dormant, since then.
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TheOldHippie
I think I'm a super-hero, but perhaps that doesn't count?
