The pseudo-nurses working in the first aid department at the ass-embly who reported me for immorality because I had a bladder infection. (Innocent.) My mother who refused me bathroom breaks on the way home because of my alleged immorality. (If you've ever had one of these infections you know how extremely painful they are and that you cannot go that long without going to the bathroom.)
Wacko ladies in the congregation who told me I am a demonized vampire because I have hemophilia and the roots of that word mean "attraction" and "blood".
Elderly ladies who would intentionally come to the kh drunk and talk really loud, then drive home still drunk and get in accidents (1 an elder's mother).
A pseudo-friend who claimed using nonstick pans or trimming your bikini area wasn't natural and therefore offensive to Jehoopla. And insisted upon wearing bathing suits at every opportunity (imagine a scarf thrown on top of a hedge).
Then there was the obese, junk food addicted pioneer iridologist chakra reader who would diagnose and treat medical illnesses without a license. She claimed to have a metabolic disorder, causing her obesity, but her coworkers rifled through her desk and found lots of Snickers. (1 sista pointed out that if her techniques were so great, why is she so heavy?)
An ex-stripper who ate dinner at our house weekly and kept telling my parents she hated us. She told us stories of how she picked up men in bars and liked handlebar mustaches.
A thrice-dfd woman who repeatedly said, "I have a large sexual appetite and Jehovah should provide me a husband." My mother would say He did give you a husband and you divorced him. There are conversations that should not take place in front of children. I still hate the term "sexual appetite".
The teenager who married a man 20 years her senior because, according to her, she wanted someone to tell her what to do. Even the jehohos were gossiping about that.
