Will the resurrected people get concubines?
by asilentone 17 Replies latest jw friends
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oompa
always been my theory......more women than men always......no marriage......so duh.........we get more babes....i dont even need as many as david or soloman..........but close...........oompa
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FlyingHighNow
Oompa, statistically, more boys are born than girls. But by the time those kids reach adulthood, the girls slightly outnumber the boys because more boys die in accidents. So, in the ressurection, all those baby boys will be resurrected, making the number of boys and men higher than that of girls and women. And doncha know, women are sexual predator seductresses and will not even be worthy of a resurrection.
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sspo
Yes , many because God wants men to stay busy and out of trouble.
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Albert Einstein
Hi Oompa, did you try to suggest it to your wife?
I will try to suggest it to my honey tonight, can I tell her it is Oompas idea?
Albert
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FlyingHighNow
Albert, you being an Einstein and all, it should be too hard for you to figure out that if you let your wife have her own boyfriends, she might allow you to have your concubines.
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Albert Einstein
Flying, good idea! I will try to suggest it to my wife at our family Bible study tonight!
Albert
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FlyingHighNow
Wait, no, first show her the movie Paint Your Wagon. If you belly ache about Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin having the same wife, and you do it the right way, she'll start defending the three and that is where you've got her. Suggest she find a second husband to satisfy her sex drive and desire for trinkets. (I get up in the middle of the night to powder my nose and notice JWN is still up. Pardon my drive by posting. )