WOMEN !

dinah

Get your own damn beer, Doe. And make me a sandwich, I'm tired.
beksbks

Doe, Dinah would tear you up man! Make me a sandwich dear, indeed.
John Doe

Get your own damn beer, Doe.
What do you mean "damn" beer? Did you act like a knucklehead and buy the cheap crap again???
dinah

No. That was "damn" as in get your own damn beer. You want it, walk your ass to the fridge. And bring me one, since your up.
John Doe

Now wait a minute, If I have to walk to the fridge myself then I'm drinking all the damn beer!
dinah

Then you're just simply gonna get your ass kicked, Doe.
Love it when you get sassy.
John Doe

Then you're just simply gonna get your ass kicked, Doe.
Sorry, I already hid all the step stools.
dinah

I can still high kick.
Now bring me a damn beer.
John Doe

Fine then. . .
See if I get you another one!
dinah

Thank you, pumpkin. I'll get the next one.