:As little as one cigarette can make permanent changes to your brain, and not for the better.
What a pile of bullshit. If you had used half your brain before considering repeating that nonsense it would have quadrupled your thinking abilities.
Make sure subject has never smoked any cigarettes the past. Hire FBI, NSA and private investigators to INSURE subject has NEVER smoked even ONE cigarette. Take brain measurements. Have subject smoke one and only ONE cigarette. Take new brain measurements. Have FBI, NSA, CIA and private investigators following subject 24/7 for the rest of his life to make sure subject never smokes another single cigarette. If subject does this, start new experiment with new subject.
Compare brain measurements before first cigarette with brain measurements AFTER first cigarette with brain measurement at death at age 86. If brain measurements at death at 86 show brain has same "permanent" damage as it had AFTER first cigarette, make claim "as little as one cigarette can make permanent changes to your brain, and not for the better."
When challenged by scientists for claiming such incredible results from a sampling of just ONE, repeat experiment 40,000 times more using same monitoring resources as before over 40,000 lifetimes. Cost $35,000,000,000,000,000,000.
Idiotic!
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