Signs of Being Controled by Satan

Satanus

What are they? One of the major ones is NOT BELIEVING IN SATAN. So, if you don't believe in satan, chances are about 100% that he controls you. If you DO believe in him, you chances go down to about 50%;)

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carla

Not being a jw. (in the minds of jw's)

Satanus

Thanks carla, for adding the qualifier according to the wt. I was implying that.

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BurnTheShips

Signs of Being Controled by Satan

#1 Sign: Evil eyes

Satanus

Nah, I use them to control people;)

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carla

You mean like leaving and becoming successful in life and family?

Having any fun at all?

Skipping meetings?

Marrying an unbeliever?

Being truly happy outside of the cult?

Finding good in the world and in the people who inhabit it?

those sort of things?

Witness 007

1.Always carrying a Pitchfork.

2. Ears bleed when someone says "Jehovah!"

3. Love of Snakes!

The Berean

If you are a male and getting more "booty" than the Nephilim ... you may happily be under the control of Satan ...

WTWizard

According to the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger, Satan controls anyone outside the cancer. He also controls all those within that opt out of field circus occasionally, skip a boasting session occasionally for a bit of fun or to catch up on needed work, or that works full time and does not pio-sneer.

I quit!

You didn't take the time to read the Watchtower study article instead you randomly underlined things so you wouldn't appear to be "spiritually weak".

I was such a lovely day that you decided to take your family to the beach instead of out in service.

One more act of disobedience and you've scored a satanic hat-trick.

Signs of Being Controled by Satan

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