Must be something about laundromats...

by SnakesInTheTower 28 Replies latest members private

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    Obviously your vast experience in laundromat litter-ature dumping placing has provided you with the self-confidence necessary to pursue this date.

    Approaching the laundromat, seeing the dingy vinyl floors, smelling the mixture of body odor and cheap detergent......

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Not MY laundromat!

    It's bright, well-lit, and always smells good - even the restroom!

    On a windy day, you can smell the clothes drying a mile away.

    I'm loath to get my drain opened so that I can start washing at home.

    Sylvia

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    {whispering} psst, hey snakes! Take your laudromat lady to McD's for a "happy meal"!

    B the X

    Billy go to your room. He DONT need one of them YET!!!!

  • SnakesInTheTower
    SnakesInTheTower

    B the X...did the meal come with secret sauce? cause I know when I worked at McD as a teen, there was frequently secret saliva on irritating customers. Never give the girlfriend of the grillman working the drive through a difficult time.

    snowbird...sorry I about hijacked your other thread...

    rebel8...this laundromat is a clean one thankfully... I drive by it and if I see a bunch of rug rats running around inside with the carts, or some denizens from the local bizarre scene in there..I keep driving and come back later when it is quiet.

    ...Last kid that ran into me with one of those damn carts probably had nightmares for a week after the look of death I gave him. And when the little kid ran crying to his mommy and the baby momma came to give me a piece of her mind, I advised her that she might want to keep her piece of mind around for a rainy day.... I advised her she didn't know in what kind of package a pscyho came in....she didn't know what to say. (as I winked at the laundry attendant...who knows I am harmless).

    ...or the little kid that I nearly clotheslined (pun intended) when he kept running past me like he was at Taledega or something. Only a last second removal of my arm prevented a beheading... Tide doesnt take out kid smear out of floor tile...

    ..really, I like kids.... kids are crunchy with milk....oh wait..that's Kix..Kix is crunchy with milk.

    Snakes ()

  • BonaFide
    BonaFide

    Snakes you lucky dog

  • SnakesInTheTower
    SnakesInTheTower

    bonafide:

    Snakes you lucky dog

    very true... I did go on a date with her today, we spent the day together. No we did not spend the night together, and don't ask those questions as I know some of y'all will...... LOL.

    We had a very nice time. Yes, there will be a second date. This one ended entirely too soon.

    I will tell a story here later on...no time right now. That whole 6 degrees of seperation? Zero in our case. Though we have seen each other for 3 years at her current place of work (the bakery/cafe I frequent, we never really talked beyond customer/employee before recent). We believe our paths crossed about 20 years ago. For certain I know her mother...I used to work with her mom...and this gal used to work in the building next to mine for the same company.

    Maybe it is too much to ask or expect....I have a favor to ask of those on facebook where my real name is posted. Every single one of my friends on facebook is from here (JWD) or JWS except one. I have my security settings for only friends of friends, so my profile is not out there for the world to see, just part of it.... I run a risk even having a facebook page. Call me paranoid...tendrils remain...

    This one exception on Facebook was never a JW and is a friend who I met through eHarmony...we never clicked romantically, we never dated, but we do remain good friends. It would be very hurtful I think if people from JWD started asking me how my date went all over my facebook wall and she sees that. So please don't ask on facebook...here is fine, JWS is fine, those are different circles that my eHarmony friend doesn't run/post in....... it may come up one day ...and if it does.....I want it coming from me. I can't stop you if you do. I just ask for kindness to a friend...she is going through a tough time in her life...and her dating life sucks worse than mine.... And if the gal I went on the date with seen me posting about our date on facebook, I dont know how that would go over.

    But yeah, today was good.

    Snakes ()

  • mimimimi
    mimimimi

    You are a kind person to think of your EHarmony's friend's feelings. I'm glad to hear about this latest date and hope things continue and progress. You deserve someone to be happy with and share your life with.

  • musky
    musky

    I once flirted with the speed queen in the Laundromat. Then the Maytag man came and took her away!

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    I hope you didn't refer to yourself as "Snakes" and if I were you I would write my Cell number on a pair of my underwear.....preferably clean...and give it to her as a sign of good faith!

  • SnakesInTheTower
    SnakesInTheTower

    no I did not refer to myself as snakes on the date..sheesh.... lol

    ... though a couple of people have posted references to me as "snakes" on my FB wall. considering that everyone (nearly) are JWDers and know of the screen name......no explanation is needed. I still do not fully understand FB...just that the FarmTown game on FB is an excuse for FB to get eyeballs in front of ads on a regular basis.,,damn addictive game

    Snakes ()

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