Short and thin
Tough as nails but submissive when treated properly
A few wrinkles or flaws
Thin calves
Hard working
Does not close me out when conversation would help
Small boobs
Can do a lot with a little (Oops! Did I give myself away?)
Treats other parent’s children as her own
Crooked teeth
Not a control freak
Smart in some ways naïve in others
Long hair
Has parents I would enjoy living with
Is not a perfectionist
Treats me the same whether she gets her way or not
Drives me to excel
Sense of humor is not limited to laughing at other’s mistakes
Ages gracefully
Accepts responsibility when called for
Kicks me to the curb if I deserve it
Hopes there is a God
YOU MAY NOW RIP!