Armageddon "WILL" be Here Before 2014!

by african GB Member 23 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • african GB Member
    african GB Member

    I met a JW this past saturday, he was doing street witnessing, he told me that the end was coming. I asked him when that is going to happen, and he told me that 2014 will be 100 years since Satan was dismissed from heaven. He told me that it would'nt make sense for God to let more than 100 years "pass before ending this world".

    GB

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    Ok, I'll bite. What's the significance of 100 years in biblical chronology?

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    I think 10 means completeness, so 100 would mean REALLY complete, as in the time being complete. I'm pulling this out of my ass, just so you know.

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    In the late 60's/early 70's it was "Stay Alive until '75!"

    Now it will be:

    "Obey the Machine until 2014!"

    BTS

  • villabolo
    villabolo

    Report that Jw to his elders for prophecying ahead of the Governing Body!

  • Chalam
    Chalam

    Oh good, a new year! About time :)

    All the best,

    Stephen

  • insearchoftruth
    insearchoftruth
    "Obey the Machine until 2014!"

    Quite catchy BTS.....

  • Heaven
    Heaven

    Hey, that's my retirement eligibility year. So what?! I'm still gonna have to work 'til I die.

    AGBM... you should have made a bet with the guy! I'd like to see the look on his face.

    BurnTheShips... lol! I like the rhymin'... you in advertising?

    villabolo... now THERE's an idea... good one!

    Chalam... I had been wondering what year would be next... now we know! Maybe I should tell my MS father as he keeps sayin' 'soon' but can't tell me exactly what that actually means. Now he'll have a better (?) idea.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    If he's so sure, why not ask him to sign a contract with you:

    1. Right now you will give him $1000 cash.
    2. If the end of the world is not here by Jan 1 2015, you will get his house, car and all other assets of his.

    If he's not willing to sign that, then you know he's full of shit.

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    Good one, Elsewhere

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