I Bought Me A Cat

Bought me a cat and the cat pleased me,
I fed my cat under yonder tree.
Cat goes fiddle-i-fee.

Bought me a hen and the hen pleased me,
I fed my hen under yonder tree.
Hen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
Cat goes fiddle-i-fee.

Bought me a duck and the duck pleased me,
I fed my duck under yonder tree.
Duck goes quack, quack,
Hen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
Cat goes fiddle-i-fee.

Bought me a goose and the goose pleased me
I fed my goose under yonder tree.
Goose goes hissy, hissy,
Duck goes quack, quack,
Hen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
Cat goes fiddle-i-fee.

Bought me a sheep and the sheep pleased me,
I fed my sheep under yonder tree.
Sheep goes baa, baa,
Goose goes hissy, hissy,
Duck goes quack, quack,
Hen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
Cat goes fiddle-i-fee.

Bought me a pig and the pig pleased me,
I fed my pig under yonder tree.
Pig goes oink, oink,
Sheep goes baa, baa,
Goose goes hissy, hissy,
Duck goes quack, quack,
Hen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
Cat goes fiddle-i-fee.

Bought me a cow and the cow pleased me,
I fed my cow under yonder tree.
Cow goes moo, moo,
Pig goes oink, oink,
Sheep goes baa, baa,
Goose goes hissy, hissy,
Duck goes quack, quack,
Hen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
Cat goes fiddle-i-fee.

Bought me a horse and the horse pleased me,
I fed my horse under yonder tree.
Horse goes neigh, neigh,
Cow goes moo, moo,
Pig goes oink, oink,
Sheep goes baa, baa,
Goose goes hissy, hissy,
Duck goes quack, quack,
Hen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
Cat goes fiddle-i-fee.

Bought me a dog and the dog pleased me,
I fed my dog under yonder tree.
Dog goes bow-wow, bow-wow,
Horse goes neigh, neigh,
Cow goes moo, moo,
Pig goes oink, oink,
Sheep goes baa, baa,
Goose goes hissy, hissy,
Duck goes quack, quack,
Hen goes chimmy-chuck, chimmy-chuck,
Cat goes fiddle-i-fee.

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Tee hee hee.

Sylvia

compound complex

Dear Happy Homemaker,

I live alone, well, not exactly. I have three dogs, twelve cats and, really, quite a sizable menagerie of other wee beasties. There are no other people here. Of course, I feel my little ones are people, only better behaved than most humans. If you get my drift.

My problem is that when Cousin Erma comes to visit she complains about what she calls animal dander and unseemly smells, so on and so forth. I haven't a clue what she means because my little ones are very sensitive about their daily toilet. They are certainly cleaner than all members of my family. I mean humans.

I want to be sensitive to Cousin Erma's needs and make her comfortable, but I'm really beside myself that she refuses to share the guest room with my darlings. It's winter and it would be unconscionable to put my babies out.

I'm a people-pleaser at heart.

Can't we all just get along?

Thank you.

Eunice

Dear Eunice,

Yes, I get your drift, but it is a "drift" a wee bit different from what you allude to. Please have Erma call me right away. My telephone number is enclosed under separate cover. We want you to be happy and comfortable in your new home ...

Hope this helps!

Happy Homemaker!

JeffT

"I bought me a cat."

No you didn't. A cat acquired a servant. You will feed it, give it water, clean its bathroom, stroke its back (when it wants you to, not otherwise). If the cat is inside you will be expected to let it out. If its outside you will expected to let it in. What do you mean you're sleeping! The middle of the night is the best time to roam around. Whatever you feed it will be barely edible. It will glare at you while you look to see if you have something more suitable.

If it decides your service is up to scratch, the cat may keep you.

PS, how nice of you to put convenient scratching posts all over the house.

snowbird

LOL.

You're so right.

Sylvia

dinah

My kitty got hit by a car last week.

But JeffT is totally right. Sylvia, the cat has you. They are so independent.

*Currenly waiting for a cat to adopt me*

BurnTheShips

I want a cat.

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I Bought Me A Cat

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