Going to a meeting after 6 years...

by BritBoy 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • BritBoy
    BritBoy

    Hi all!

    Just some suggestions really! I would like to attend a meeting at the KH down the road with my boyfriend as he has never had any dealngs with the dubs and is intereted as to what they do so thought it an idea to take him to a meeting... now my questions are these... what should we wear? I don't have a brown suit anymore... and all my ties are rather flashy... also is there a smoking section in the hall these days? I can't do two hours without a fag!! If not, at what point would it be okay to pop outside for a fag break? Would it be okay to hold hands with my boyfriend? Also, would it be okay to answer up during the WT study with my thoughts? Is there going to be a special Xmas talk? Just a few queries maybe someone could shed some light on for me!!!!

    Brit

  • sleepy
    sleepy

    They now in some halls have a special section for gays and smokers and people who want to answer with their own thoughts.
    Its called outside.

  • GatoCat
    GatoCat

    In lieu of your brown suit, I suggest something subtle, understated... your sequined gown, faux white foxfur throw and Diana Ross wig, for example.

    COMF

  • Liberated
    Liberated

    ROTFL
    Sleepy...you made my day!

    Libby

  • zerubberballs
    zerubberballs

    ROTFL at the smok'n bibleman in the sequined gown.

  • LovesDubs
    LovesDubs

    Why stop at holding hands? Go into the library and boff his brains out during "halftime" :) And please do answer from the paragraph...any paragraph...maybe from one in Crisis of Conscience about Malawi or 607..just to peak their interest. Wear something low cut for that poor sucker who has to pass the microphones.

    Read CRISIS OF CONSCIENCE by Former Governing Body Member RAY FRANZ

    http://freeminds.org/sales/most_burned.htm

  • zerubberballz
    zerubberballz

    ***Go into the library and boff his brains out during "halftime" :)***

    ROTFLMAO at lovesdubs.

    This thread just gets better.

    unclebruce

  • logical
    logical

    Sneak in "Black No.1" by "Type O Negative" and cue it to the Chorus, so instead of "We are Jehovah;s Witneses" its "Fucking you is like fucking the ddead".

    As for your suit, go in your birthday suit, but dont forget the flashy tie.

  • logical
    logical

    Even better, one of those spinning bow ties.

  • LB
    LB

    BritBoy I dare you, I just dare you.

    Oh by the way, careful there, holding hands is a JW sign of commitment. People might just begin to think that they'll be getting invited to another wedding soon.


    Never Squat With Yer Spurs On

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