Is the internet a place

by John Doe 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Never force anything. Just get a bigger hammer. That's what I always say.

  • restrangled
    restrangled

    JD....Tell me you are not a law student.

    r.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Due to the overwhelming volume of mail this thread has generated and the limited time I have in which to respond to it all, I have a couple of requests to make.

    When pm'ing, please limit your pm to one and wait for a response. If you receive no response, assume you didn't make the cut. Secondly, please include a 480x1024 image of your person in .jpg format, along with checking account balance and a notorazed statement of net worth. Also, if you have a mother/step mother that is living, she must be computer illiterare, without phone service, and reside at least 800 miles from zip code 72703 and she must have no plans to move in the near future.

    Thanks for your cooperation in these regards.

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    JD....Tell me you are not a law student.
    r.

    Why?

  • restrangled
    restrangled

    I've worked for too many attorneys.

    r.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Interesting people, ain't they.

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    Isn't he the cutest darn thing

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    Isn't he the cutest darn thing

    "Cute" is not the correct word. Masculine, handsome, dreamy, virile, ingenius, and sexy are all appropriate.

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