Ten lost books of the bible

by darth frosty 3 Replies latest social humour

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  darth frosty

  10 LOST BOOKS OF THE BIBLE
  
  1. EVE, I HATE THAT BITCH by Adam
  
  2. THUGGIN FO' LIFE by Cain
  
  3. MY DATE WITH A SERPENT by Eve
  
  4. I'M REALLY NOT A VIRGIN by Mary
  
  5. I'M THE ORIGINAL SNITCH by Judas
  
  6. GALLO WINE COMPANY AND JESUS: AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE by Mark
  
  7. STD'S AND THE BURNING BUSH by Moses
  
  8. Mary Magdalene AND THE RAVING STREET HOOKERS #46 by M. Magdalene (now available on DVD)
  
  9. CONFESSION: I MARRIED MY SISTER by Abel
  
  10. I'M BACK BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!! by JESUS
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  darth frosty

  1 Lilith Was My First Love, Eve Is Just My Babies Momma. by Adam
  
  2 See, What Happened Was. by Eve
  
  3 IF I Did It. by The Serpent
  
  4 Them Snitchin Rocks! by Cain
  
  5 He Hate Me! by Abel
  
  6 Global Sinning, An Inconvienient Truth. by Noah
  
  7 They Named Him Ham? ... That Aint Kosher! by Shem and Japheth
  
  8 Sodom And Gomorrah, The Travel Guide. by Lot
  
  9 Are We There Yet?! by Various Wandering Jews.
  
  10 I Got Ho's. by King Solomon
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  garybuss

  Adam did it with a hippopotamus . . . it was a part of the animal offer.
  
  
  
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  ziddina

  HAWWWW!! Great ones, Darth Frosty!!! Zid