I don't want to go to work!

by John Doe 70 Replies latest jw friends

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    Oh good lord

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    I have to be to work in 17 minutes. That leaves two minutes for getting dressed, thirty seconds for putting shoes on, ten minutes for driving. I can always go speedy and cut people off and shave two or three minutes off of the commute time though. I suppose I really should start getting dressed though--right after I finish my Diet Pepsi that is.

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    how soon are you going to work?

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    What do you mean good lord? You try lifting and moving 178 pound air conditioners around in a hot building without sweating.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    I work in electrical, and our biggest wire rolls are over 400 pounds, stamped right on the side. These are stored in the overhead, and I have to get them down and move them around occassionaly. My back hurts thinking about it.

  • Outaservice
    Outaservice

    There is a lot of people in my area that would be willing to take your job!

    Outaservice

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Yeah, I'd imagine. Well, 7 minutes til, so I better git. Catch you all later.

  • musky
    musky

    " with the work and sweating I do, I would get a rash where my legs rub together if I didn't shower every day. "

    Work at Chippendales part time?

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    I feel faint. Or is it nauseous?

  • BizzyBee
    BizzyBee

    I would get a rash where my legs rub together

    When I wear pants, my legs do not rub together at any point........?

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