Newsflash! "Watchtower leader(Elder) Among Those Injured When Sex Shop Building Collapsed After A minor Earth Quake".

by african GB Member 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • african GB Member
    african GB Member

    Suppose it happened:

    How much damage would a news headline like that do to JW's?

    How could a 'watchtower leader' who claims to be 'godly' end up in a sex shop, shortly after Saturday morning FS? This would probably be one of those elders who choose to remain single in order to serve Jehovah full-time.

    Could this lead to him getting DF'd?

    How would people respond to JW's knocking on their doors?

    What would be the title of the 'local needs talk'?

    GB

  • quietlyleaving
    quietlyleaving

    I think JWs would have to hire a PR guru like Max Clifford

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    depends. What was he buying?

  • dinah
    dinah

    maybe he's buying gay porn.

  • isaacaustin
    isaacaustin

    AFGB- If this is a supposed scenario why do you put in the subject line as though it has happened? And what is with these scenarios? If you were a JW you would know the answers.

  • Priest73
    Priest73
    AFGB- If this is a supposed scenario why do you put in the subject line as though it has happened? And what is with these scenarios? If you were a JW you would know the answers.

    Chill out my man. Let him have his fun.

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips
    How much damage would a news headline like that do to JW's?

    It depends, maybe he just had an after hours job mopping up the bathrooms and the private viewing areas. Everyone knows sticky floors are bad for business and that this kind of work allows the single elder to make more time to serve Jehover.

    BTS

  • Priest73
    Priest73
    It depends, maybe he just had an after hours job mopping up the bathrooms and the private viewing areas

    Gross. Mopping up man milk! Nasty.

  • Albert Einstein
    Albert Einstein

    Absolutely no problem, because he was just doing return visits on the Sex shop owner.

    He was so faithfull, that in order to support the interest of the owner, he was just buing some dildos ... you know, you have to be a jew to jews and greek to greeks as apostl Paul wrote.

    So the brother turns out to be very zealous and exemplary.

    Albert

  • quietlyleaving
    quietlyleaving

    he could have been doing some spontaneous gesticulations witnessing

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